The Experiment
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in […]
>>Read This JokeAssassin Test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.“We must know that you will […]
>>Read This JokeNew Face
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt […]
>>Read This JokeThe Little Girl And A Bird
A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?”
“Nothing. Just a stupid bird,” the guy replied. The little girl walked […]
Lettuce And Tomato In Bed
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother […]
The Chinese Waiter and Waitress
There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. […]
Maths Test
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked: ‘How much is 2 x 3?’” says Little Johnny, “And I said ‘6′.”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me: ‘How much is 3 x 2?’”
“What’s the f**king difference?” asks the father.
“That’s what I said…”
Me Too
A story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The adviser told Mori ” Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 2 sentences in English. First ,’how are you’. Then Mr Clinton should […]
Elizabeth
There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”
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My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me […]
Old George
The 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”
George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows […]