Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?”
The husband replies, “Strong Wind”.
Execution
Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: “… Ready … Aim … !! and suddenly the brunette yelled, “EARTHQUAKE!”.
Everyone [...]
Hide the Duke
A boy was meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog named Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy’s chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to [...]
>>Read This JokeA Little Girl’s Trick
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t [...]
A Little Girl’s Trick
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t [...]
Prayers
John is an 8 years old kid and one day ,while he was playing in his yard , he suddenly heard a very strange voice coming from his neighbor’ house.
He was so curious and he wanted to know where it came from. Therefore, he peaked into his neighbor’s house through window.
He saw that Ms. Jennifer, [...]
The Hypnotist
One day in the town hall. The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist could attract more people.
The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was [...]
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl [...]
Eating Grass
One afternoon, a rich man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed a man was eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food so I am [...]
The Rabbit And The Bear
Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said, “Goodie, three wishes!” The frog then said, “No, six wishes since there are two of you.” They got even more excited.
The bear went first. “I wish [...]
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