Family

Posted on June 30, 2009



A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, “Give me six double vodka.”
The barman says, “Wow! you must have had very bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, “What the hell? Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

“Yes, my wife…”

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38 Responses to “Family”

  1. ashleigh & soph on July 10th, 2009 2:01 am

    lmao lmao funiiiiii woop woop woop xxxxxx we like this joke we were loling in ict lolxxx

  2. tony on July 16th, 2009 8:29 am

    lol! that was pretty nice

  3. david on November 6th, 2009 10:57 am

    that was cool and ……..gay

  4. Hope on November 29th, 2009 3:03 pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha I almost laughed. stupid yet really funny.

  5. Hisham Abu-Isba on February 20th, 2010 7:11 am

    lol, that was so nice…

  6. masego on March 24th, 2010 5:14 am

    that was funny, imagine finding out in three cosecutive days that your siblings are gay & wife a player

  7. anifin on April 15th, 2010 6:24 am

    cool ………………be a gay

  8. james on April 20th, 2010 3:42 am

    nice joke mahn

  9. Mef on April 28th, 2010 10:36 am

    Hahahahah

  10. daniela on May 13th, 2010 7:05 am

    rofpmsl , that is reli funny when i read it i just burst out laughing and i was in my lesson x x

  11. mohini on May 29th, 2010 7:44 pm

    that was so gay lol

  12. top on June 2nd, 2010 3:57 am

    very funny…. hahahahahaaaaaa. thank you my gay family.

  13. NO on June 23rd, 2010 1:56 am

    not that funny

  14. svrh on June 24th, 2010 7:19 am

    lol thats hell funny were do u guys get all these jokes from?????

  15. sabina gautam on June 28th, 2010 1:32 am

    its too nice ha hah hahaah

  16. serenitysoul on August 11th, 2010 7:17 am

    that what i call a shock

  17. Ana on September 12th, 2010 1:46 am

    hhahahahah

  18. jamal bahar on October 18th, 2010 2:29 am

    lol. dammn good

  19. addie & ashlyn on October 20th, 2010 9:03 am

    haha omg gotta kick outa this one

  20. Danielle on November 1st, 2010 6:57 am

    ok so its not that funny but the essence is lame!!!!!!!!

  21. mahnoor on February 13th, 2011 10:46 pm

    not soo funny it stinks ewww…..wat the hell u people liked it!!!;(
    u stink!!!!!!………

  22. mahnoor on February 13th, 2011 10:47 pm

    f**k it stinks

  23. tracy on February 25th, 2011 2:48 am

    Kip on tryin.Havent got a smile outta me yet

  24. mike on February 26th, 2011 9:08 pm

    very funny…that was me…

  25. maelynn on April 23rd, 2011 5:09 pm

    hagadafgf

  26. Divine-blessing on April 30th, 2011 5:07 am

    nice joke 2 hear

  27. Richa Verma on June 5th, 2011 1:33 am

    funny 1…

  28. RONY ISSA on July 1st, 2011 3:50 am

    awsome dude

  29. Anusha on July 12th, 2011 5:26 am

    Do u know the meaning of joke. what is this ?

  30. Mukhtar on July 19th, 2011 12:38 am

    soo funny. go on best of luck…

  31. Clara on August 5th, 2011 3:22 pm

    soso funny!

  32. prinzie on August 12th, 2011 4:36 am

    hahahhahaha interesting and very funny

  33. eric on August 15th, 2011 7:40 am

    hahahaha….lmfao…. If u dont find dat funny see a shrink

  34. paulbooth on September 3rd, 2011 11:02 am

    Nice, made me smile

  35. ttalbot on September 8th, 2011 11:46 pm

    Its not that funny really ive heard better

  36. Julia on September 22nd, 2011 5:44 pm

    This is the funniest on this websiteee…lmfao nice job :p

  37. chrisdzzy on September 27th, 2011 4:32 pm

    wooow! Dis is reali amazin.supa lafta

  38. carlos on October 20th, 2011 6:13 pm

    I hope that poor guy won’t get infected!

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