Assassin Test

Posted on February 14, 2008



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”


Comments

20 Responses to “Assassin Test”

  1. kushal regmi on May 23rd, 2008 5:26 am

    really….really….really funny!!!!!!

  2. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:02 am

    THAT WAS A GOOD 1.:-)

  3. muideen on August 27th, 2008 3:39 am

    that was good

  4. josi on September 2nd, 2008 10:38 am

    women r ruthless

  5. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:26 am

    I’m a girl and I thought this joke would be funny but that was just harsh! Couldn’t there be any better ones?

  6. looooooool on October 1st, 2008 12:12 pm

    lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll

  7. lofl on October 1st, 2008 12:13 pm

    Bad woman XD

  8. Tishaiy on October 19th, 2008 11:58 am

    One of the best jokes eva!!!

  9. Chelsi on October 28th, 2008 6:01 pm

    haha…. that was good… heard beter…. but peretty damnn good…

  10. Juanita on November 3rd, 2008 7:16 am

    awesome! loved it! =)

  11. reena on November 16th, 2008 10:00 pm

    damn…….wat a women!!

  12. Airokian piece of shit on November 23rd, 2008 8:43 pm

    OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! :emo: :smile” “cute:

  13. small weiner on November 25th, 2008 9:41 am

    i like it.

  14. emil on December 14th, 2008 12:02 pm

    ok, but ive herd better

  15. Jackie on January 25th, 2009 6:14 pm

    hellllllll yeahhhhhh way to be girl!!!! thas my future right there!

  16. kevin 29th jan 2009 on January 29th, 2009 11:58 am

    THE ATTITUDE OF WOMEN SUCKS….

  17. Meghan on May 22nd, 2009 6:39 pm

    too predictable

  18. Sly xxx on June 10th, 2009 8:33 am

    Wat a woman.would’nt make her my wife.bt d joke is funny i like it

  19. Carolyn on June 22nd, 2009 5:11 pm

    LMAO. that was halariouss. =D

  20. No0b!$T on June 28th, 2009 5:15 am

    You really think that the woman would beat the guy to death after she tries to shoot him, i think he would at least defend him self!

Leave a Reply