Kidnapping
Posted on November 30, 2008
A blonde is out of money and (after buying air at a real bargain) needed money desperately. To get some cash, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom just like in Hollywood movies.
She went to a playground, grabbed a kid randomly, and told the kid, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a bag and leave it under the mango tree next to the playground. Signed, A naughty blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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What kind of joke was that it was so cheezy
i dont get it
not so funny she just sent the boy back so weird!
you are all blonde. . .arent you?
Ok i am also a blonde but I feel the need to explain it. The fact she sent the kid back was stupid because usually people will pay the money to get their kid back but this blonde sent him back. Its also funny because even though the lady (who also was blonde) had her kid back she still gave the lady the ransom money…..Get it now?
A word of advice from a blonde who is having a blonde moment. Dont talk
I dont get it
this is good
but dumb
hellow bro
Cool, blonde’s can be so typical, shame that i am one.
This was a joke that does not make any sense.
anybody that dont get this joke is just retarded or a blonde
the point is a blonde sent the kid back to his house and then his mom is a blonde and put the bag of money at the tree but she didnt need to she already had her son back
real stupid!!!!!!!!! in trini terms YUH DOTISH…..
YUH MUDDA !!!!!! from cocan and pollock
hahahahahahahhaha sooo funny
ok all who read this YOU ARE ALL BLONDE! the fact that u dont even realize or comment on the begining that she ran out of money buying air. im not a blonde there for i saw that. and if u read this and dont get what im saying after the third time of reading this comment then ur blonde no matter what u say
lol …am i the only one that gets it???!!! im 13!
i thought it was really funny.it made me laugh lot loud.but i do feel sorry for all the blonds in the world!
wwwwwwaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!
wtf
Hahahahahahaha very funny.. To those who didn’t get it , wow ur the dumb ones…
what the hell i don’t get it
i don’t know about u all, but i found it really funny.
THE PUNCH LINE SHOULD HAVE READ-” EVEN THOUGH YOU SENT OUR KID Back with a note, we didn’t have the heart not to pay you.”
that is so f******* funny. it made me cry so hard
omg the amount ov people that dont get it is KRAZY lmao its simple an no dats not only coz im a brunet
was tht sopost 2 be funny???
… HUH!!!! was tht sopost 2 be funny!??
the reason is that the nlondes are supposed to be dumb so the mom was a blonde and actually gave the money.
haa thats funny and for you that dont get it you must be like bleech blonde because im blonde and i get it duuhhhh she sends the child home and they send the money even know that already have the kiddd!! lol:P
good one who ever wrote that jokkee
i think that it was stupid im blonde n i got it streight away y do ppl fink blondes r thick when they aint they just have their little stupid moments like every1 else does
what kind of joke is that ? i don’t get it !
mmmm dinn get da last bit
sme 1 explain plzzz
dont think i like the joke.dont really get it.
it is saying shes dumb because she sent him back and calling the mom dumb because she put money under the tree anyways duh
what?get a life
I don’t get it.
it sure is a blonde joke for blondies…
This is really funny i will have to show my parents they are really big on making fun of blondes….considering when they had me they wanted a boy and then it was a girl….but since i was a girl when my brother was born they wanted a boy…but all they got was a gay blonde…my life story;
Thats good
Dumb blonde’s sending the child back then the other one giving the money
im 13
blonde
And i got it…BLONDE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY WHEN UR THE BLONDE!
sounds like my mom.
do u have a thing agenst blonds
Robert Mugabe does similar things and he is certainly not blonde!!!!!!
Kak funny……
Can’t believe how many retards are in this world.
Check the stats on this joke alone…. Comeon guys, it’s written in plain English and it’s hilarious…lmao
come on guys.. can u all stop being so blonde.. how can yl not get this joke.. it stupid yes.. but definitely not that difficlt to get…
Wait…Ok….Oh now I get it! ( yes I am blonde also)
HAHA THIS JUST PROVES THAT BLONDES ARE DUMB
this to dumb to be funny
1. she bought air
2. she sent the kid back
3. the other idiot gave the money anyway
STUPID
i really dont get it
if you dont get it then you need to be slapped because that makes perfect sence and it is a ok joke
stupid and dry
I don’t get it either and yes I am a blonde
Ohhhh why would you buy air??
the joke is funny treu but funnier r the comments specially from the blonde ppl
ok you do have to buy air if its for your car tier duuuhhhh and the joke was cute i lied it and im a blonde to
lol funny thing is im blond and i got this joke soon as i got done reading it, that shows that all this blond crap is just steryotyping which is dumb bc for one, im a pretty smart blond:)
most blondes r not tru blondes anyway its the wannabes that r fkg retarded u kno the 1s that bleach the s**t outta their hair… n yes ima natural n its funny cause i dyed my hair brwn n people treated me better w/ brn hair n im the same girl so whos the retards the natural blondes or the people making them out to be retards? or the fake blondes? i say the fake blondes & the people who really think all blondes r retarded…
I think its kinda funny but not too funny because she sent him back and they still sent the money.
OMG!! What happened to the little boy? is he okay?