Kidnapping
Posted on November 30, 2008
A blonde is out of money and (after buying air at a real bargain) needed money desperately. To get some cash, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom just like in Hollywood movies.
She went to a playground, grabbed a kid randomly, and told the kid, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a bag and leave it under the mango tree next to the playground. Signed, A naughty blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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What kind of joke was that it was so cheezy
i dont get it
not so funny she just sent the boy back so weird!
you are all blonde. . .arent you?
Ok i am also a blonde but I feel the need to explain it. The fact she sent the kid back was stupid because usually people will pay the money to get their kid back but this blonde sent him back. Its also funny because even though the lady (who also was blonde) had her kid back she still gave the lady the ransom money…..Get it now?
A word of advice from a blonde who is having a blonde moment. Dont talk
I dont get it
this is good
but dumb
hellow bro
Cool, blonde’s can be so typical, shame that i am one.
This was a joke that does not make any sense.
anybody that dont get this joke is just retarded or a blonde
the point is a blonde sent the kid back to his house and then his mom is a blonde and put the bag of money at the tree but she didnt need to she already had her son back
real stupid!!!!!!!!! in trini terms YUH DOTISH…..
YUH MUDDA !!!!!! from cocan and pollock
hahahahahahahhaha sooo funny
ok all who read this YOU ARE ALL BLONDE! the fact that u dont even realize or comment on the begining that she ran out of money buying air. im not a blonde there for i saw that. and if u read this and dont get what im saying after the third time of reading this comment then ur blonde no matter what u say
lol …am i the only one that gets it???!!! im 13!
i thought it was really funny.it made me laugh lot loud.but i do feel sorry for all the blonds in the world!
wwwwwwaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!
wtf
Hahahahahahaha very funny.. To those who didn’t get it , wow ur the dumb ones…
what the hell i don’t get it
i don’t know about u all, but i found it really funny.
THE PUNCH LINE SHOULD HAVE READ-” EVEN THOUGH YOU SENT OUR KID Back with a note, we didn’t have the heart not to pay you.”
that is so f******* funny. it made me cry so hard
omg the amount ov people that dont get it is KRAZY lmao its simple an no dats not only coz im a brunet
was tht sopost 2 be funny???
… HUH!!!! was tht sopost 2 be funny!??
the reason is that the nlondes are supposed to be dumb so the mom was a blonde and actually gave the money.
haa thats funny and for you that dont get it you must be like bleech blonde because im blonde and i get it duuhhhh she sends the child home and they send the money even know that already have the kiddd!! lol:P
good one who ever wrote that jokkee
i think that it was stupid im blonde n i got it streight away y do ppl fink blondes r thick when they aint they just have their little stupid moments like every1 else does
what kind of joke is that ? i don’t get it !
mmmm dinn get da last bit
sme 1 explain plzzz
dont think i like the joke.dont really get it.
it is saying shes dumb because she sent him back and calling the mom dumb because she put money under the tree anyways duh
what?get a life
I don’t get it.
it sure is a blonde joke for blondies…
This is really funny i will have to show my parents they are really big on making fun of blondes….considering when they had me they wanted a boy and then it was a girl….but since i was a girl when my brother was born they wanted a boy…but all they got was a gay blonde…my life story;
Thats good
Dumb blonde’s sending the child back then the other one giving the money
im 13
blonde
And i got it…BLONDE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY WHEN UR THE BLONDE!
sounds like my mom.
do u have a thing agenst blonds
Robert Mugabe does similar things and he is certainly not blonde!!!!!!
Kak funny……
Can’t believe how many retards are in this world.
Check the stats on this joke alone…. Comeon guys, it’s written in plain English and it’s hilarious…lmao
come on guys.. can u all stop being so blonde.. how can yl not get this joke.. it stupid yes.. but definitely not that difficlt to get…
Wait…Ok….Oh now I get it! ( yes I am blonde also)
HAHA THIS JUST PROVES THAT BLONDES ARE DUMB
this to dumb to be funny
1. she bought air
2. she sent the kid back
3. the other idiot gave the money anyway
STUPID
i really dont get it
if you dont get it then you need to be slapped because that makes perfect sence and it is a ok joke
stupid and dry
I don’t get it either and yes I am a blonde
Ohhhh why would you buy air??
the joke is funny treu but funnier r the comments specially from the blonde ppl
ok you do have to buy air if its for your car tier duuuhhhh and the joke was cute i lied it and im a blonde to
lol funny thing is im blond and i got this joke soon as i got done reading it, that shows that all this blond crap is just steryotyping which is dumb bc for one, im a pretty smart blond:)
most blondes r not tru blondes anyway its the wannabes that r fkg retarded u kno the 1s that bleach the s**t outta their hair… n yes ima natural n its funny cause i dyed my hair brwn n people treated me better w/ brn hair n im the same girl so whos the retards the natural blondes or the people making them out to be retards? or the fake blondes? i say the fake blondes & the people who really think all blondes r retarded…
I think its kinda funny but not too funny because she sent him back and they still sent the money.
OMG!! What happened to the little boy? is he okay?
not that funny (__)
this is to cruel of you. what kine of a joke it was . stupidddddd.
yo momma thats what
haha… bt they killed it by sending the kid back,
Hahaaa i get it
lol….two dumb blonds. how can guys not get it.
The note should have said “you stupid bitch” then most people would have laughed :S
the blonde sent gave her the money when all she could have done was keep the kid and not send the money. But instead she sent the money and the kid back leaving a note saying wat ol blonde girls would say “how could you do this to a fellow blonde”…or in othr wrd “o my god your mean hw u could such a thng”…ol blondes because of ths joke are nw branded th dumbst of ol human species!!!…goodluck tryin 2 figure th stupid joke…tah tah 4 nw!!…
thats funny. i wish i were blonde. i wish i had hair. or a face. im a goat..
i pity those who do not understand it, this is really funny guys!!
It’s a simple joke. Those who don’t get it are thinking too hard. She’s blonde so instead of keeping the kid in order to get the 10 grand, she used him as a delivery person to drop off the ransom note. The mother was blonde too so she didn’t think of the fact she had her son back. She still saw it as a threat & paid. I think it would’ve made more sense to have the punchline be that they gave her the 10 grand with a some kind of note telling her that someone as dumb as her probably would need it in life…or something more creative.
WOW…. u ppl r stupid!!! im a blonde nd i get it! personally i LOVE blonde jokes, nd idk y ppl think they r offensive! nd idk y ppl think blondes r n e diifrent from n e body else!!
WOOOOOOOOOOW that is sad man
I need a gun does anyone have one?
this joke is like cheder cheesey
hahahahaha, thaats funny. And uh, people who dont get it are ethier little, OR dont have a scense of humore. OR there blonde. How can you not get it? Wtf?
Omg are all of you guys serious!? Shes a blonde…She kidnapped the kid and sent him back instead of keeping him hostige! His mother was a blonde so she was stupid enough even though she had her kid back she still sent the money!
LOL!!!!
its not understoodable
blonde advisory.BLONDES SHOULDN’T READ BLONDE JOKES IF THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND DA PUNCHLINE.
Wow! People r strange. Did u know this really happened? It is a true story!
hahaha i get it thats funny!!!
hahaha i get it!!!! :L
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The joke wasnt really funny… but those of you that didnt get it… obviously blonde ones… were the actual ones that made the joke funny.. .thanks all… Im still laughing at the comments .. your hysterical… OMG Too Funny!!!
haha jeez how much smarter can the two blondes get?
haha buying air… -.-
y’all are simple folk.
omfg haha we didnt get it haha wow that was funny i whoulda not done that
this is stupid.
the blonde is so stupid******************************
blondes are preety dumb
i cannot understand.what have you written?
It means Blondes are stupid !!!!!!
thats funny as hell homie! i told that to my girlfriend (shes blonde) and now i got a black eye, but thats funny!
nonsense
i hate blonde jokes
Really? Yeah, ok, I get it! I am blonde also, and some of my blonde friands are really really smart! That is stereotyping blondes! And to be honest – some say they are not blonde and smart, and get it..ten why da hell they talkin lik this? it’s pathetic. Cool joke by the way – it’s funny in it’s own way! If you don’t get it, then you don’t get it. If you get it, then you get it!! It has been explained loads!!
i dont get it
thats not funny at all
A fat lady can sign her burr t y not oh she a nigger
WTF
On the first i dont get it but when i read the comments, it was funny after all….. LOL
that was just stupid
that was the worsk joke i have ever read
It was a good joke, not really funny, but good. The joke is that a blonde blew her money on air, held a kid ransom, sent the kid home with a note pinned to him and got the money because the kid’s mom was a blonde. Simplified.
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….. not funny
me and my friends are blonde’s, too, and their smart, i hate jokes like this, their funny, though
The lady who put the money in the bag was a blonde herself that’s why she was dumb enough not to realise she had her son and didn’t need to pay duh.. God im 13 and all you out there don’t even get it?
so funny the joke mean that all the blondes are dumb
i think blondes are alrite but thats cuz i am one lol
okay this is kinda funni but i dnt see how people think jus becuz the color of someones hair is blonde, that mat makes them dumb.. u have to be an idiot to think the color of hair affects how smart or stupid anybody is. (and no im not a blonde)
I do not like thi joke
These two smart Blonds deserve one another. I heard on the news that it’s legal in New York.
this isn’t funny…not i bit
this isn’t funny…not one bit
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
not so funny
stupid joke
i don’t get it
i get it but i stil think d joke is lame
what kind of shit is this???
this joke makes sense but not so funny
y r blondes dis dumb
I have dirty blonde hair and I get the joke!!
I laughed so hard, Very funny!! Lol How could you not get that joke? Hahahahah
too silly joke that donot have any sense
not so funny
Wow…get over it! it was a funny joke!! And whether you get it or not, it is a JOKE. its not something you need to fight over for THREE YEARS!!! Okay?? (P.S., i like MG the goats comment) ☻
First, the joke is funny. All jokes make fun of someone for something. And everyone falls into at least one stereotype. If you have no sense of humor, don’t read jokes. Problem solved!
Second, when did people decide that spelling and grammar were useless? God help you all when you have to fill out a job application. *shaking my head sadly*
I’m going to go read some more jokes now, but I believe I’ll just skip the comments. They ruin the experience.
LMFAO COMMENTS R MUCH MORE FUNNY THEN THE JOKE ITSELF.
this is stupid