Me Too
A story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The adviser told Mori ” Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 2 sentences in English. First ,’how are you’. Then Mr Clinton should [...]
Elizabeth
There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”
”
My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me [...]
Old George
The 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, “George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”
George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows [...]
Lawyer’s Offer
In the middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt. It’s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.
They both get out. One is a [...]
Letters To Jesus
Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts.
She said, “Well Johnny, it isn’t Christmas and we don’t have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don’t you write a letter [...]
The Son and the School
Peter is coming home from school and says to his mother: “Mom I’m not gong to school anymore and I have two reasons for that,
1. All the boys at school make fun of me.
2. All the girls at school make fun of me.”
His mother says: “Peter I’m gonna give you two reasons why you should [...]
A Kiss for a Yard
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.
“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, [...]
Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?”
The husband replies, “Strong Wind”.
Execution
Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: “… Ready … Aim … !! and suddenly the brunette yelled, “EARTHQUAKE!”.
Everyone [...]
Hide the Duke
A boy was meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog named Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy’s chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to [...]
>>Read This Joke « go back — keep looking »Subscribe