A Little Girl’s Trick

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t [...]

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Prayers

John is an 8 years old kid and one day ,while he was playing in his yard , he suddenly heard a very strange voice coming from his neighbor’ house.
He was so curious and he wanted to know where it came from. Therefore, he peaked into his neighbor’s house through window.
He saw that Ms. Jennifer, [...]

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The Hypnotist

One day in the town hall. The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist could attract more people.
The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was [...]

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Annoying Boy on Bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl [...]

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Eating Grass

One afternoon, a rich man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed a man was eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food so I am [...]

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The Rabbit And The Bear

Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said, “Goodie, three wishes!” The frog then said, “No, six wishes since there are two of you.” They got even more excited.
The bear went first. “I wish [...]

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Deer Meal

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is – so he does not tell them.
His little girl keeps asking him, “What’s for supper?”
“You’ll see”, says his dad.
They [...]

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The Mental Patients

Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved
Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
Then doctor said to Tom:
“We have good news and bad news for you, Tom. The good news [...]

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Troubleshooting

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a windows engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace [...]

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