American Newspaper
Posted on July 19, 2009
A man is out walking in New York city when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog’s head with a stick and saves the girl’s life.
The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You are a true hero. Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about ‘Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl’”
“But I’m not a New Yorker,” the man says.
“Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl,” says the mother.
“But I’m not an American neither,” the man says.
“So, what are you then?” asks the mother.
“I’m an Iranian,” the man replied politely.
The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:
“Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.”
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not funny.
I don’t thik that this is funny at all! What the hell?
Rubbish …. Scared of muslims … the media in US sucks
Ima use this@
i dont get it
this is NOT FUNNY AT ALL -_-
it was funny at the end not the begening
yeah haha not really funny more like rasit
hahahahah… funny!!.. I forgot to laugh!!
Funny haha real cute.
i get not it
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS THAT WAS HILARIOUS! THE REST OF YOU MUST BE BLONDE IF YOU DON’T GET THE JOKE…OH MAN STILL LAUGHING….
lol i luv how it makes fun of American media!
OMG
I GET THIS AND ITS NOTTTT FUNNY
it just showz how people judge people cuz of their religion!
I NEVER judged people by their looks,wer they came from or wat their beliefs are…i understand its just a joke..but hurts the most is that people r ACTUALLY LAUGHIN
NOT FUNNNNNNYYYYYYYY
dat wasnt even funny nd it was racist ;(
lol…i think its funny…. an im a Muslim
For crying out loud this is a great joke.. we moslems need to laugh at ourselfs. Look at what the irish have to put up with, you dont see them given out. Their great sports they are the only people in the whole wide world who don’t mind a joke about them. So why can we moslems not learn from the irish and not take ourselfs so bloody serious all the the time. Im sick to death of us moselms getting on our high horse over the smallist little joke about us and we declare war and threats like extream idoits we can sometimes be. I loved this joke ,,,
well I dont think it is racist at all …for those who didnt get it is making fun of usa media…
well i think this is funny and anyone who dosnt just dont know what funny is and if you are offended by this then your stupid its just a joke people get over it half the shit people write in jokes is just for laughs not to make fun of anyone just grow up…this is america its what people do
….. hahahahahaha!!! NOT! so racist man! not cool -.-
yea…nice joke
WOW.judging by the comments here, people need to CHILL OUT.this is so obviously not racist, an observation on american media hype,maybe. some of you really cannot spell either.funny joke, slightly ruined by reading the comments :-/
WHAT THE HECK??? THAT WAS BEYOND GAY!!!!!!…..SICK SICK SICK…..US SCARED OF MUSLIMS….WOW DUDE…..REAL PATHETIC.
it’s funny
This is a very funny joke. I don’t understand how anyone can be offended by this. Seriously, if you actually read you will realize that it is making fun of stupid and irrational american stereotypes and the anmerican media, not bashing on followers of Islam or people who originate in the Middle East.
whoever says this is not funny is reatarded i hate iran bunch of fags who take it in the butt ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ not impressed/ your mom is not immpessive.
u noe wat i don get it and its not funny!
come on ppl. Its kinda funny…dont you get it? its criticizing the US media for their ignorance!!!
Its okay…Im an Iranian and I say its funny
i dont get how you guys dont find this funny. i mean its making fun of the American media and Iran at the same time lol
I resent it and such race jokes should stop…
c’mon people it’s just a joke.
I’m iranian, and i thought it was very funny.
You whingers are so busy whining, you’ve lost your sense of humor
it was quite halarious. made me laugh.
this is seriously hilarious. and all of you sensitive terrorists who posted before me need to tell all of there friends to stop being terrorists, then maybe we can all have a sense of humor again.