Logical Thinking

Posted on October 18, 2009



Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.

“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”

“I sure do.”

“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the redneck.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

The redneck was catching on.

“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.

“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logical thinking class!”

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

“So what class are ya taking’?” asked the friend.

“logical thinking class!” replied the first redneck.

“What the hell is logical thinking?” asked his friend.

“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.

“No,” his friend replied.

“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”

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53 Responses to “Logical Thinking”

  1. david on November 6th, 2009 10:55 am

    O.K.

  2. hello on November 23rd, 2009 9:23 am

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  3. Alex on November 24th, 2009 4:52 pm

    …Alright…

  4. justin on December 19th, 2009 11:34 am

    thats not a joke

  5. Chastity on January 13th, 2010 5:40 pm

    This shit is funny I dont care who you are.

  6. hhhhhha on January 17th, 2010 9:52 pm

    is their a part 2 to this?

  7. pieman on February 28th, 2010 10:39 pm

    how do u not get this joke!? its sooooo funny! the prof asked the redneck if he owned a weed eater first and he said yes then the last thing that he was asked had to do with homos so the dumb redneck thought the 2 were connected somehow so when buddy said no to the weed eater the dumb redneck thought that logically must mean hes gay which is typical redneck logic.

  8. p dog on March 12th, 2010 8:52 pm

    that is f****** shit wat the hell far these peeps need some joke lessons man get some better jokes

  9. kev on April 2nd, 2010 11:24 am

    Awesome! Rednecks get a head!

  10. james on April 20th, 2010 3:27 am

    its far to long mate, jst give in or go one further never say a joke again

  11. daniela on May 13th, 2010 6:57 am

    this joke is well good , i am a tipical blonde and even i get this joke, i mean come on it aint that hard to get it if i can :D x

  12. mg on May 24th, 2010 7:05 pm

    holy… person above you made a LOOOONG comment…

  13. Bobby on June 20th, 2010 10:09 pm

    Y are YOU reading this?

  14. Peppitta Josetta on July 12th, 2010 2:45 am

    That’s too xhausting 4 it 2 b a joke

  15. siLevo on July 15th, 2010 8:14 pm

    This is the funniest joke ever! i havent cried oe laughed so hard in years. if you do not get it or think its funny then you dont own a weed eater.

  16. serenitysoul on August 11th, 2010 7:14 am

    ow yah thats really good

  17. candygal on August 18th, 2010 12:23 pm

    hahaha…very funny…lol, oops i mean the opposite man thus not funny*sorry*bt nxt tym

  18. Leah on September 4th, 2010 9:16 pm

    Uhhmm.. No offense but I dnt think they should consider this as. A joke

  19. apoorva on September 15th, 2010 1:42 am

    this is not a joke n by d way this is such a big shame for who started makin jokes if u can’t make jokes so plz don’t post it on net…

  20. Chris on September 24th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Ok so he doesn’t have a weed eater why exactly is some one gay cause they don’t own a weed eater????

  21. ashley on October 1st, 2010 1:32 pm

    come on guys are u guys stupid that joke was so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. lebogang on November 5th, 2010 12:44 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha doz hu doesn’t understand it r gays according 2 my logical thinking lol hahahahahahahahah

  23. 123cutie on November 27th, 2010 7:56 am

    this is so stupid what is the point of this

  24. Violet on December 1st, 2010 8:59 pm

    Im really high right now and wanted to laugh but was to lazy to read this long ass joke:p hehe

  25. carlos on December 9th, 2010 8:38 pm

    Hahahahaha smart funny. Stay in school kids

  26. ayeesha on January 21st, 2011 11:07 am

    funny

  27. hotness on March 10th, 2011 5:01 pm

    it so funny.

  28. Your Mom on March 29th, 2011 7:53 pm

    It so funny that I forgot to laugh

  29. Geminifly on April 4th, 2011 9:56 pm

    I guess whomever wrote this is a Red neck!!! Lmao.

  30. Talia on April 10th, 2011 12:43 pm

    THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!

  31. Bonginkosi on April 15th, 2011 2:40 pm

    Ok………I did not get the joke but I found it funny! I guess that’s the price you pay for being a Redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. maelynn on April 23rd, 2011 5:04 pm

    hahahahahahhahahah

  33. Not funny on May 1st, 2011 10:15 pm

    That joke sucked it was to fukin long and mostly nobody got it

  34. Kevzdaman on June 7th, 2011 11:52 am

    hahahahahaha…the comments made me laugh more than the joke…lol. but i have to say that the fun guy 1 was corny dude

  35. Katie on June 14th, 2011 8:03 am

    A bar owner sees a customer so he asks if he is knew here and he said ya I just lost my job. So the bartender asks what he did and he replied logical thinker. The bartender didn’t know what it was so he said explain. “Do you own a dog.”
    “Ya.”
    “That means you probably like animals.”
    “Thats right.” The bartender said.
    “So that means you like children.”
    “Yah I got two of them.”
    “Which logically means you have a wife.”
    “Incredible, I do!.”
    “Judgeing by that it means your probably not gay.”
    “That is amazing.”
    “Its what I do.” Then the man leaves to look for a job and another customer asks the bartender who he was. He tells him he was a logical thinker. Not knowing what that meant the customer asked what it was and the bartender showed him.
    “Do you have a dog?”
    “No.”
    “Then your gay.” That is the one I heard and liked:)

  36. zubi on June 19th, 2011 9:54 pm

    is this a joke?i dnt think so

  37. Joel on July 7th, 2011 7:54 am

    I think I need a psychiatric.Get BETTER jokes!!!!

  38. jazz on July 27th, 2011 12:17 pm

    all i have to say is this not fun lame ass joke

  39. romsa on August 9th, 2011 12:30 am

    WTF thats the stupideist thing ever

  40. prinzie on August 12th, 2011 4:35 am

    this is very good thanks,i really enjoyed it

  41. Hu cares on August 17th, 2011 11:25 am

    Crap…doesnt make sense ??this is wat makes sense …and wat I call a laugh… A man goes to the doctor and says:”sir,I have a problem!”the doctor says”wats Ur problem ?”the man says “I keep forgetting things”the doctor says”since wen do u have this problem?”the man says”WAT PROBLEM ?”

  42. mark on August 23rd, 2011 9:01 pm

    the joke might be funny.but i seems not to get it.

  43. z on August 29th, 2011 11:00 pm

    I hate to say it guys, if you are really that incompitant to not get this joke (let alone read all of it, which it seems a whole paragraph is tough for some) then humor isn’t your thing. Joke was funny as hell if you read the whole thing, trust it won’t hurt much. Or as it was so nicely put, use a little logical thinking :)

  44. Chuxyz on September 3rd, 2011 2:25 am

    Those who doesn’t get these jokes r all dumb heads. Ur brains r too dull. Nice jokes there. Hahahahaha. Laughing wit tears

  45. Ford maxwell on September 12th, 2011 12:53 am

    Nyc..he surely needed that class

  46. Q.Z on September 23rd, 2011 2:23 pm

    The joke Katie has is a lot funnier LOL

  47. ivon24 on September 27th, 2011 8:10 am

    two neckheds???? waaaaah!

  48. someone on October 4th, 2011 12:57 am

    OMG HAHAHA THAT’S THE FUNNIEST JOKE I’VE EVER READ

  49. Starlet on October 10th, 2011 2:27 pm

    ahah thats HILAROUS!!! its totally true (:

  50. lol:0 on October 13th, 2011 1:52 pm

    duh u need some lessons my gramma could tell a funnier joke than that

  51. lee on October 25th, 2011 2:25 pm

    That joke fuckin rules man. well written.

  52. blaze on October 31st, 2011 12:29 am

    thaaat’s fuuuunny!!!haahaahaahaa.if you don’t get it go for an IQ test you may get a 1%.

  53. Simpson on November 1st, 2011 8:30 am

    what the fucc? is this suppose to be funny?

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