Logical Thinking

Posted on October 18, 2009



Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.

“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”

“I sure do.”

“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the redneck.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

The redneck was catching on.

“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.

“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logical thinking class!”

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

“So what class are ya taking’?” asked the friend.

“logical thinking class!” replied the first redneck.

“What the hell is logical thinking?” asked his friend.

“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.

“No,” his friend replied.

“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”

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7 Responses to “Logical Thinking”

  1. david on November 6th, 2009 10:55 am

    O.K.

  2. hello on November 23rd, 2009 9:23 am

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  3. Alex on November 24th, 2009 4:52 pm

    …Alright…

  4. justin on December 19th, 2009 11:34 am

    thats not a joke

  5. Chastity on January 13th, 2010 5:40 pm

    This shit is funny I dont care who you are.

  6. hhhhhha on January 17th, 2010 9:52 pm

    is their a part 2 to this?

  7. pieman on February 28th, 2010 10:39 pm

    how do u not get this joke!? its sooooo funny! the prof asked the redneck if he owned a weed eater first and he said yes then the last thing that he was asked had to do with homos so the dumb redneck thought the 2 were connected somehow so when buddy said no to the weed eater the dumb redneck thought that logically must mean hes gay which is typical redneck logic.

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