Logical Thinking
Posted on October 18, 2009
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who recommended him to take history or logical thinking class.
“What’s logical thinking?” the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”
“I sure do.”
“Then I can assume, using logical thinking, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
“That’s real good!” said the redneck.
The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”
“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”
The redneck was catching on.
“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
“You’re absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can’t wait to take that logical thinking class!”
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
“So what class are ya taking’?” asked the friend.
“logical thinking class!” replied the first redneck.
“What the hell is logical thinking?” asked his friend.
“Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first redneck.
“No,” his friend replied.
“You’re gay, ain’t ya?”
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thats not a joke
This shit is funny I dont care who you are.
is their a part 2 to this?
how do u not get this joke!? its sooooo funny! the prof asked the redneck if he owned a weed eater first and he said yes then the last thing that he was asked had to do with homos so the dumb redneck thought the 2 were connected somehow so when buddy said no to the weed eater the dumb redneck thought that logically must mean hes gay which is typical redneck logic.
that is f****** shit wat the hell far these peeps need some joke lessons man get some better jokes
Awesome! Rednecks get a head!
its far to long mate, jst give in or go one further never say a joke again
this joke is well good , i am a tipical blonde and even i get this joke, i mean come on it aint that hard to get it if i can
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holy… person above you made a LOOOONG comment…
Y are YOU reading this?
That’s too xhausting 4 it 2 b a joke
This is the funniest joke ever! i havent cried oe laughed so hard in years. if you do not get it or think its funny then you dont own a weed eater.