Black Eyes

Posted on September 14, 2009



A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

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16 Responses to “Black Eyes”

  1. Courtnay Hartline on October 19th, 2009 7:35 am

    that was funny…

  2. Willy on October 20th, 2009 1:41 pm

    That is pretty awesome!! How dumb is that guy!!! lol

  3. Fanie on October 21st, 2009 6:11 am

    hehehe….brilliant ….lol

  4. Amber on November 17th, 2009 7:24 am

    ha ha ha.. good one.. funny!!

  5. shadae shamapdne on December 6th, 2009 5:01 pm

    wow lol tht was very created lve blondes but still what a blonde

  6. Madi on December 14th, 2009 10:39 pm

    ahaa thaat waas good

  7. Donstar on January 17th, 2010 12:17 am

    Hahaha.lmao gud 1.

  8. Sucerboyz on January 24th, 2010 6:56 am

    very funny story bro..

  9. kails on February 19th, 2010 1:47 pm

    haha nice

  10. paige on March 21st, 2010 9:34 am

    haha nice joke i thaught it said black eyed peas

  11. maddy on April 20th, 2010 4:14 pm

    OmFG That was sooo hallarious I love that 1!!! <3

  12. victoria rivera on April 23rd, 2010 10:07 am

    OMFG that was so funny

  13. FAKE FAKE FAKE on April 26th, 2010 8:17 pm

    wow that was ok but i dont realy get it…

  14. jordan on May 12th, 2010 10:32 am

    absaloutly brilliant

  15. mohini on May 29th, 2010 8:57 pm

    that was so funny, cool

  16. NO on June 23rd, 2010 1:53 am

    lmoa

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