A Little Girl’s Trick

Posted on February 10, 2008



One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties?”

”OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”

The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”

The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”

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21 Responses to “A Little Girl’s Trick”

  1. Cid on June 10th, 2008 5:09 pm

    sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ewwwww~~~~~~~~~!

  2. nikki on March 12th, 2009 2:26 pm

    what the hellyou perve!! but it was funny!!

  3. yogi on November 8th, 2009 7:31 am

    it was a very lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee joke

  4. Madi on December 14th, 2009 10:46 pm

    omg i always hear this joke,, buuh it makes me giggle everytime i see it

  5. jenny on January 9th, 2010 10:14 pm

    ok?????????
    top 5 things about this joke
    1. the boy is sickkk
    2. the girl is dumb
    3. wow
    4. groossssss
    5. littlw funny

  6. arwa on January 14th, 2010 8:32 am

    it was very funny!i liked this joke.

  7. hannah on March 22nd, 2010 10:27 am

    it was really funny put i thought this section was for people looking for kids jokes put u should put it in the adult joke section cause it was really funny

  8. ta-give on June 15th, 2010 7:03 am

    This was really tight man thankx I wil surely come back for more.

  9. megan shitface n bellend on June 16th, 2010 4:23 am

    hahahahaha well funny we pissed ur self laughing bt a bit sick lol xx

  10. zeop on October 14th, 2010 11:00 am

    eww but kind of funny yall ha ha ha :)

  11. zeop on October 14th, 2010 11:00 am

    people thats just gross eww

  12. harry mate on December 18th, 2010 6:03 pm

    it was sexy and perverty i luv girls butt

  13. Fariza Farid.said on December 31st, 2010 9:57 am

    There were 4 friends:
    1. Somebody.
    2. Nobody.
    3. Brain.
    4. Mad.
    Brain goes to toilet. Somebody kills Nobody. Mad called police. Mad said ” Somebody kills nobody.”
    Police said ” Are you mad?” Mad said ” Yes.” Police said ” Where is your brain?” Mad said ” In the toilet.”

  14. tricker on January 25th, 2011 7:49 pm

    that was awsome
    its very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. tricker on January 25th, 2011 7:50 pm

    that was awsome

  16. logan on April 29th, 2011 1:40 pm

    what the hell that should be in the aldult secition but it was funny lol

  17. lexi on June 5th, 2011 3:17 pm

    haha hilarious i feel bad for the mom though!!!

  18. maura on July 28th, 2011 8:47 pm

    Lollololooo

  19. david on August 17th, 2011 12:34 pm

    my coments on this joke is
    1.stupid
    2.hillarious
    3.corrupt

  20. ♥irA♥ on October 7th, 2011 1:54 pm

    Lmao!sick but funny!

  21. lids! on October 9th, 2011 12:53 pm

    awww, that’s a typical boy:P :)

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