New Face

Posted on February 14, 2008



A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”


Comments

9 Responses to “New Face”

  1. Charley on March 19th, 2008 10:03 am

    really funny…

  2. Anji on May 24th, 2008 2:47 pm

    That joke was really good, i enjoyed it thoroughly.I only wish it was that easy to get my mother-in-law to kiss my arse too.

  3. TIAUNNA on June 14th, 2008 3:52 pm

    THEY WRONG FOR THAT!LOL

  4. kaylee on July 3rd, 2008 4:20 am

    that was quite a crappy joke lol

  5. Gimpy on July 6th, 2008 12:33 pm

    haha, i like this joke. it came to me right after i got done reading it.

  6. kathia on July 22nd, 2008 10:25 pm

    this joke is really funny.i wish there were more
    like that.

  7. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:09 am

    THAT WAS HOT GREAT 1 :-)

  8. Hannah on August 7th, 2008 3:13 am

    haha=]

  9. zora on September 29th, 2008 8:35 am

    hahaha .. dmn gr8

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