Assassin Test
Posted on February 14, 2008
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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really….really….really funny!!!!!!
THAT WAS A GOOD 1.:-)
that was good
women r ruthless
I’m a girl and I thought this joke would be funny but that was just harsh! Couldn’t there be any better ones?
lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll
Bad woman XD
One of the best jokes eva!!!
haha…. that was good… heard beter…. but peretty damnn good…
awesome! loved it! =)
damn…….wat a women!!
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! :emo: :smile” “cute:
i like it.
ok, but ive herd better
hellllllll yeahhhhhh way to be girl!!!! thas my future right there!
THE ATTITUDE OF WOMEN SUCKS….
too predictable
Wat a woman.would’nt make her my wife.bt d joke is funny i like it
LMAO. that was halariouss. =D
You really think that the woman would beat the guy to death after she tries to shoot him, i think he would at least defend him self!
Didn’t find the joke all that great.
But on a side-thought …
i’m so sure that in the original joke the last person was also a man. But while posting the joke here they changed it into a woman to keep the feminists from going ballistic.
That aspects makes it actually humorous.
so t6here was no bullets in the gun and she killed him with a chair. wow
such a real story!!!!! haha ha
Women r wicked & unfortunately, dey hold d key 2 men life. Na wa oh!
The husband i’m sure is one hell of a fool. He is the man and i don’t see why he should be @ the recieving end of such beating. This joke is waaaaacck, i expected better
nice one lol