Busy Bus Stop

Posted on October 10, 2008



A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to again take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t. So, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

 After that, much to her embarrassment she still could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more. About this time, a large guy who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went furious and turned to the man and screeched, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The guy smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind’a figured we were friends.”

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19 Responses to “Busy Bus Stop”

  1. Leticia on October 18th, 2008 12:21 pm

    that was hilarious

  2. MAY_tuu on October 19th, 2008 4:35 pm

    haha yyup dat was hilarious

  3. hjsaliru;o on October 22nd, 2008 5:58 pm

    FUNY! i a nerd!

  4. hninnet on November 25th, 2008 12:59 am

    haha very very funny

  5. Jacinta on December 1st, 2008 1:17 am

    Bahaha that was allrigghhtt

    FuUnnNYyy

  6. PEP on December 6th, 2008 9:24 am

    good 1

  7. juliat on December 30th, 2008 2:55 pm

    lol lmfao

  8. kevin 29th jan 2009 on January 29th, 2009 11:49 am

    REL F###ING GOOD MAN……D FAT GUY MUST HAVE GOY REL HOTT.HA HA HA!

  9. Cool_kid on April 3rd, 2009 12:00 pm

    Relly funny I love it! haha

  10. ashlee on April 4th, 2009 7:22 pm

    hahaah thts funny lol

  11. blablah on April 8th, 2009 11:24 am

    omg lol:P

  12. ash on April 16th, 2009 12:23 pm

    hahaaaaaa lol dat woz well funni x

  13. kaf on April 23rd, 2009 10:17 am

    hahaha dat was funny.

  14. lll on April 23rd, 2009 6:26 pm

    FREAKIN HiLaRiOuS

  15. Tanya on May 11th, 2009 1:17 pm

    Dat was reallllyyy
    Funny ha ha ha ha lol

  16. dero on May 29th, 2009 12:07 am

    ok!

  17. KonstantinMiller on July 6th, 2009 10:27 am

    Hi. I like the way you write. Will you post some more articles?

  18. ashleigh & soph on July 10th, 2009 2:03 am

    lol that sounds likje something we would do god blonds shhhhh we are not blonds lolxoox

  19. nrrd on July 11th, 2009 8:53 am

    lol that is soooooo funny!!!!!!

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