Eating Grass

Posted on February 10, 2008



One afternoon, a rich man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed a man was eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.

“I don’t have any money for food so I am eating grass,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, come along with me then,” said the rich man.

“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”

“Bring them as well,” said the rich man.

So, the poor man got into his car and expressed his gratitude, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking us with you.”

The rich man replied, “No problem, my friend. The grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use your help!”

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3 Responses to “Eating Grass”

  1. andrea gutierrez on March 26th, 2010 10:45 am

    -_- not funny.

  2. serenitysoul on August 11th, 2010 7:19 am

    thats so meen even if its a joke

  3. harpsupjai on September 11th, 2010 11:36 pm

    GOLD !!!

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