Elizabeth

Posted on February 14, 2008



There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”
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My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.

The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”

The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”

“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth, too.”

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6 Responses to “Elizabeth”

  1. Chloe on June 10th, 2008 4:57 pm

    OMG THATS SO FUNNY!
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    cid wuz here

  2. Juanita on November 3rd, 2008 7:23 am

    adorable =)

  3. Jim on December 12th, 2008 9:58 am

    lmao

  4. moo on March 12th, 2009 10:59 pm

    lame

  5. Flames on March 20th, 2010 5:17 am

    Thumbs up

  6. Kalpesh on September 4th, 2011 10:31 am

    Lol:D

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