Execution

Posted on February 10, 2008



Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no, and the executioner shouted: “… Ready … Aim … !! and suddenly the brunette yelled, “EARTHQUAKE!”.

Everyone was shocked and looked around. She escaped.
So they brought up the redhead and asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted: “… Ready … Aim …!! and suddenly the redhead yelled “TORNADO!”

Everyone was startled and looked around. She escaped.
By now, the blonde had it all figured out. They brought her forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no and the executioner shouted: “… Ready … Aim … !! and the blonde yelled, “FIRE!”

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4 Responses to “Execution”

  1. sasori on December 16th, 2008 11:27 pm

    hahaha classic

  2. xiao xuan on July 19th, 2009 6:22 am

    dont get it?

  3. pui on August 23rd, 2009 3:11 am

    i think so ,dont get it

  4. awesome on October 14th, 2009 12:11 am

    i’ll explain it to you. the 2 ladies yelled 2 kinds of alarming incidents before they got executed that’s why they had the chance to escape but the 3rd lady is so stupid that she yelled fire not knowing that the executioner is about to shoot her. get it now?

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