Grown Ups Words

Posted on September 10, 2008



The kindergarten kids were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to use more grown up words and sentences when they speak since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

 

The first little one said he went to see his “Nana”.

The teacher said, “No, No, you went to see your grandmother.” Use the grown up word.

The next little one said she went for a trip on a “cha-cha. ”

The teacher again said, “No, No, you went on a trip on a train.” That’s the grown up word.

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read.

He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied
“Winnie the Shit.”

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25 Responses to “Grown Ups Words”

  1. jacob on September 12th, 2008 11:37 am

    very very funny i laughed alot

  2. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:20 am

    This is a FUNNY joke. LOL!!!

  3. MAY_tuu on October 19th, 2008 4:32 pm

    lol…funny

  4. Cho-King on November 4th, 2008 11:53 am

    Brought tears to my eyes! So funny.

  5. Alex on November 20th, 2008 7:57 pm

    I don’t get it

  6. PEP on December 6th, 2008 9:27 am

    winnie the shit ….. hilarious!

  7. sasori on December 16th, 2008 11:02 pm

    hahahaha what a punchline

  8. Krystal on January 14th, 2009 9:12 am

    lol supposed to be winnie the poo but an adult word for poo is…SHIT

  9. nikki on March 12th, 2009 2:13 pm

    wow thats funny!!=]

  10. blablah on April 8th, 2009 11:27 am

    thats helaroius not being sarcastic i asctully laughd and it hurt becaue i just got my tansils out so .. anyways haaa nicee onee ;)

  11. kaf on April 23rd, 2009 10:23 am

    just cant stop lafing.

  12. lll on April 23rd, 2009 6:28 pm

    OMG CLASSIC HUMOR LOVE IT! ! !

  13. Tanya on May 11th, 2009 1:21 pm

    Kekekeke cant stop laughin it very funny!!!:-D

  14. bella100 on May 18th, 2009 10:38 am

    ive been goin thru jokes da whole day……man dis is da funniest ive seen….ROFLMAO

  15. daremz101 on May 22nd, 2009 8:28 am

    nothing 2 hilarious

  16. Clinton on June 13th, 2009 4:16 pm

    Lol damn thts real funny ,i cnt stop laufng hahahaha

  17. junior on August 6th, 2009 3:41 am

    CALM DOWN OVER REACTANT PPL..it was funny though..I JUS DNT LIKE OVER REACTANT PPL..FREAKING RETARDS WHO DNT GET IT

  18. chuck on August 14th, 2009 9:38 am

    It’s really not all that funny.

  19. awesome on October 14th, 2009 12:18 am

    wahahha!!!! awesome!!!

  20. heidi on April 22nd, 2010 6:26 am

    this made me lol out loud

  21. u r ol blondes on May 23rd, 2010 8:32 pm

    ok some comments are so overly exagurated…

  22. serenitysoul on August 11th, 2010 7:35 am

    i was in class i tried not laugh but it was to mush so i hide my head under the table

  23. Ahmed on December 21st, 2010 5:18 am

    thats very offensive to me i
    used to do winjie the pooh voice winnie the poo was a really gd book

  24. misty on June 29th, 2011 8:51 pm

    hahahaaaa.!! man this shit is funnyyy.!!!

  25. Amber on September 28th, 2011 1:18 pm

    Love it!!! So funny!!!

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