Kidnapping

Posted on October 30, 2008



A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

  She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”

 The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.

 The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”

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48 Responses to “Kidnapping”

  1. Rebecca on November 6th, 2008 9:39 am

    What kind of joke was that it was so cheezy

  2. Amir on November 18th, 2008 2:57 pm

    i dont get it

  3. romela on November 19th, 2008 9:39 pm

    not so funny she just sent the boy back so weird!

  4. hector on November 21st, 2008 4:23 pm

    you are all blonde. . .arent you?

  5. Blonde also on November 26th, 2008 2:05 pm

    Ok i am also a blonde but I feel the need to explain it. The fact she sent the kid back was stupid because usually people will pay the money to get their kid back but this blonde sent him back. Its also funny because even though the lady (who also was blonde) had her kid back she still gave the lady the ransom money…..Get it now?

    A word of advice from a blonde who is having a blonde moment. Dont talk ;)

  6. Jacinta on December 1st, 2008 1:14 am

    I dont get it

  7. Ellie on December 2nd, 2008 1:23 pm

    this is good
    but dumb

  8. brandon castle on December 5th, 2008 11:46 am

    hellow bro

  9. hayley on December 11th, 2008 11:32 am

    Cool, blonde’s can be so typical, shame that i am one.

  10. sally on December 25th, 2008 6:50 pm

    This was a joke that does not make any sense.

  11. me on January 28th, 2009 12:32 pm

    anybody that dont get this joke is just retarded or a blonde

    the point is a blonde sent the kid back to his house and then his mom is a blonde and put the bag of money at the tree but she didnt need to she already had her son back

  12. kevin 29th jan 2009 on January 29th, 2009 11:46 am

    real stupid!!!!!!!!! in trini terms YUH DOTISH…..
    YUH MUDDA !!!!!! from cocan and pollock

  13. joseph on January 30th, 2009 12:26 pm

    hahahahahahahhaha sooo funny

  14. Rob on February 4th, 2009 10:15 pm

    ok all who read this YOU ARE ALL BLONDE! the fact that u dont even realize or comment on the begining that she ran out of money buying air. im not a blonde there for i saw that. and if u read this and dont get what im saying after the third time of reading this comment then ur blonde no matter what u say

  15. nour on February 7th, 2009 12:27 pm

    lol …am i the only one that gets it???!!! im 13!

  16. brittany on February 11th, 2009 12:27 pm

    i thought it was really funny.it made me laugh lot loud.but i do feel sorry for all the blonds in the world!

  17. bre waz here on February 13th, 2009 12:42 pm

    wwwwwwaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!

  18. Mozzy on March 5th, 2009 3:30 pm

    wtf

  19. chris on March 7th, 2009 4:37 am

    Hahahahahahaha very funny.. To those who didn’t get it , wow ur the dumb ones…

  20. nikki on March 12th, 2009 2:12 pm

    what the hell i don’t get it

  21. elias on March 17th, 2009 6:43 am

    i don’t know about u all, but i found it really funny.

  22. jon nikoli on March 17th, 2009 2:21 pm

    THE PUNCH LINE SHOULD HAVE READ-” EVEN THOUGH YOU SENT OUR KID Back with a note, we didn’t have the heart not to pay you.”

  23. Chris on March 30th, 2009 7:57 pm

    that is so f******* funny. it made me cry so hard

  24. iLL 4EVS on April 2nd, 2009 5:10 pm

    omg the amount ov people that dont get it is KRAZY lmao its simple an no dats not only coz im a brunet

  25. ashlee on April 4th, 2009 7:15 pm

    was tht sopost 2 be funny???

  26. ashlee on April 4th, 2009 7:16 pm

    … HUH!!!! was tht sopost 2 be funny!??

  27. Evan Kurschner on April 7th, 2009 10:59 am

    the reason is that the nlondes are supposed to be dumb so the mom was a blonde and actually gave the money.

  28. jessica on April 8th, 2009 11:22 am

    haa thats funny and for you that dont get it you must be like bleech blonde because im blonde and i get it duuhhhh she sends the child home and they send the money even know that already have the kiddd!! lol:P :) good one who ever wrote that jokkee

  29. leigh-ann on April 8th, 2009 1:36 pm

    i think that it was stupid im blonde n i got it streight away y do ppl fink blondes r thick when they aint they just have their little stupid moments like every1 else does

  30. suraaya on April 11th, 2009 6:07 am

    what kind of joke is that ? i don’t get it !

  31. ash on April 16th, 2009 12:16 pm

    mmmm dinn get da last bit

    sme 1 explain plzzz

  32. kaf on April 23rd, 2009 10:11 am

    dont think i like the joke.dont really get it.

  33. linalulu13 on May 10th, 2009 1:24 pm

    it is saying shes dumb because she sent him back and calling the mom dumb because she put money under the tree anyways duh

  34. dero on May 28th, 2009 11:55 pm

    what?get a life

  35. Rebecca on June 4th, 2009 6:26 pm

    I don’t get it.

  36. joker on June 8th, 2009 12:28 am

    it sure is a blonde joke for blondies…

  37. Morgan on June 27th, 2009 12:49 pm

    This is really funny i will have to show my parents they are really big on making fun of blondes….considering when they had me they wanted a boy and then it was a girl….but since i was a girl when my brother was born they wanted a boy…but all they got was a gay blonde…my life story;

  38. No0b!$T on June 28th, 2009 5:09 am

    Thats good :D

    Dumb blonde’s sending the child back then the other one giving the money :P

  39. Hot SHot on July 8th, 2009 2:27 am

    im 13
    blonde
    And i got it…BLONDE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY WHEN UR THE BLONDE!

  40. pat on July 11th, 2009 5:38 pm

    sounds like my mom.

  41. shadae shamapdne on December 6th, 2009 4:59 pm

    omg u cant be that stupid not to get it can u

  42. Bobby on April 25th, 2010 3:20 pm

    has any1 noticed that the kid changed from a girl to a boy? First it said that she tok HER behind the building then she sent HIM home. and the air thing. haha theres a little hidden blonde jokes in the blonde joke

  43. daniela on May 13th, 2010 7:01 am

    heyy , i am a blonde , and i get this joke so that must mean sum fink :S , i think i like this joke :D xx

  44. IMA DUDE(: on August 16th, 2010 8:50 am

    UMMM. YEAA I AM A BLOND!!!!! YAYYYYYYYY!!! ANYWAYS… WAIT… WHY DID I GET ON HERE?? HELP!! MOM!!! IM STUCK IN THAAA COMPUTTERRR AGAIN!!! HELP!!! (SCREAM, SCREAM, TEAR, TEAR)!!!! (YELLL)! BYE

  45. blablabla on October 10th, 2010 12:57 am

    damn right mate

  46. chris on January 6th, 2011 8:52 am

    to all the people that still dont get the joke if u ever watch csi or stuff like that someone was low on money and kidnapped a girl/boy. Then a couple hourse later that call the parets of the kid and said i want 10 thousand dollars by (a dead line) or your kid will die then they finaly get the money and give back the kid. so in this case the parent was a blond and sent money thow she didnt need to she allready had the kid back there for the parent is a stupid blonde.

  47. nicole on May 5th, 2011 11:04 am

    i think it was stupid and funny at the same time and to all the people who do not get it………. your really stupid……. :)

  48. GazaWhiteAngel on August 11th, 2011 3:52 pm

    da was not ah joke at all dread, soo boring!! Trini and Jamaican jokes are d best ;) wrd!!!

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