New Face

Posted on February 14, 2008



A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

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15 Responses to “New Face”

  1. Charley on March 19th, 2008 10:03 am

    really funny…

  2. Anji on May 24th, 2008 2:47 pm

    That joke was really good, i enjoyed it thoroughly.I only wish it was that easy to get my mother-in-law to kiss my arse too.

  3. TIAUNNA on June 14th, 2008 3:52 pm

    THEY WRONG FOR THAT!LOL

  4. kaylee on July 3rd, 2008 4:20 am

    that was quite a crappy joke lol

  5. Gimpy on July 6th, 2008 12:33 pm

    haha, i like this joke. it came to me right after i got done reading it.

  6. kathia on July 22nd, 2008 10:25 pm

    this joke is really funny.i wish there were more
    like that.

  7. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:09 am

    THAT WAS HOT GREAT 1 :-)

  8. Hannah on August 7th, 2008 3:13 am

    haha=]

  9. zora on September 29th, 2008 8:35 am

    hahaha .. dmn gr8

  10. Richard on November 28th, 2008 9:51 am

    that was tight joke lol anyway….who wanna be ma friend…am new here…..thats ma address…………fiftyriches@yahoo.com

    add me

    thanks

  11. kevin 29th jan 2009 on January 29th, 2009 12:00 pm

    COOL JOKE…….I HATE MOTHER IN LAW……LOL

  12. harika on March 11th, 2009 8:32 am

    eve!it was a joke????????????

  13. Blonde on April 13th, 2009 8:45 am

    Ohh My Gosh…. That Was So Funny…… NOT!!

  14. Nesrin on April 15th, 2009 2:45 pm

    hey nice jk but ive read better,,,,but it made me laf ,,,,,and dats da point…..gre8,,,,,lolXxXx

  15. u r ol blondes on May 23rd, 2010 8:26 pm

    hahaha for son in laws that would be a great thing to sacrifice your ass cheeks skin. thn ur mother in law could be kissing your ass…lmao nice one!!

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