The Experiment

Posted on February 14, 2008



A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…

“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”

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20 Responses to “The Experiment”

  1. bob on March 27th, 2008 7:05 am

    what an idiot

  2. Jorge on June 28th, 2008 2:26 pm

    Wat a loser

  3. cheryl on July 16th, 2008 6:15 am

    quite funny

  4. cheryl on July 16th, 2008 6:17 am

    Quite funny! COOL
    keep up !

  5. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 12:53 am

    HOW PREDICTABLE,

  6. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 12:54 am

    O’ WOW………….HAHA HAHA!:-(

  7. BARUN on August 21st, 2008 1:10 pm

    GOBET STORY

  8. Laura on August 29th, 2008 4:18 pm

    Sort of funny.

  9. josi on September 2nd, 2008 10:36 am

    does johnny get royalties of these jokes?

  10. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:27 am

    It was an okay joke but it didn’t crack me up a single bit. It just seemed a little boring…

  11. Gurushant on October 14th, 2008 10:52 pm

    Cool funny joke i liked it hahahahahah :-D

  12. key on November 10th, 2008 2:01 am

    It was not boring but it is not funny.

  13. Phumeza on December 3rd, 2008 2:18 am

    I liked it………..

  14. homar mccsijzyear 10 on January 16th, 2009 8:08 am

    wery phani

  15. kevin 29th jan 2009 on January 29th, 2009 11:56 am

    GO JOHNNY GO….RUM TIL I DIE!!!!!!!

  16. Daryll on March 11th, 2009 10:30 am

    It will help me in my Emceeing career. i liked it.

  17. ASDFGTHYUUK on April 12th, 2009 9:47 pm

    asnt that boring…????

  18. Meghan on May 22nd, 2009 6:38 pm

    funny

  19. Nzr on July 15th, 2009 8:59 am

    Its Realy Vry funy…bt is bcam mor intrstng 2me whn i fund d jk dealing wt alcohol n wt d concept f chemistry… Newy it cam 2 b d 1 in my list f fav joks…thnks 2 d writr.,

  20. luis on March 26th, 2010 11:10 am

    uhm it was an ohkay joke i heard better

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