Who to Marry

Posted on June 26, 2008



There was a man who was seeing girlfriends, but did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, and tells the man, “I spent the money to  look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second one went out and bought new cell phone, a ipod, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.” The third one takes the $2000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $2000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”The man thought long and hard about how the women spent the money.Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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33 Responses to “Who to Marry”

  1. sanju on July 31st, 2008 6:00 am

    confusing

  2. jake stark on August 20th, 2008 4:31 pm

    thats not clean at all and

  3. jake stark on August 20th, 2008 4:31 pm

    there wasnt a third girl

  4. aimee on August 26th, 2008 6:18 pm

    this was completely clear and kind of funny…
    but i think anyone should be able to get this joke.

  5. aimee on August 26th, 2008 6:19 pm

    oh and yeah there wasa third girl, the one who investes the money.. duh.
    :)

  6. amanda on August 28th, 2008 1:50 pm

    thats not a joke ..cause it leave me at a end where i was looking forward to see which one he married and no third girl its only bullshit

  7. Laura on August 29th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Oh please people, lighten up it was pretty funny and typical, no big deal.

  8. Michelle on August 31st, 2008 12:11 am

    its okay I guess but not that funny and just to clarify it does not specify how many girlfriends so there could have been 10 …make some blonde jokes pertaining to these dumb peeps and what is so freakin’ confusing ….NOTHING it’s a joke u either get it or don’t …They are truly some dumb peeps in this world.

  9. Hannnah on August 31st, 2008 6:17 am

    this joke shouldn’t even be considered a joke. it’s not funny…at ALL!!!

  10. Angie on August 31st, 2008 12:11 pm

    wtf wa this ment to b i gud joke it laim n it brd me

  11. josi on September 2nd, 2008 10:32 am

    are they trying to say men a dumb?

  12. quan on September 5th, 2008 11:08 pm

    men don’t care how women spent his money but only thinking about SEX

  13. Kool on September 6th, 2008 7:28 am

    there wasnt a third girl. I must say :-(

  14. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:23 am

    OMG! This isn’t even a joke! It’s a man who iz a pervert! I would slap the sense out of him. I agree with Jake.

  15. MAY_tuu on October 19th, 2008 4:29 pm

    oh i get it bhutt it is purty lame!!

  16. Jacinta on December 1st, 2008 1:11 am

    yer it was wierd and i still dont get it

  17. PEP on December 6th, 2008 9:40 am

    how did the girl w\the titties spend her $

  18. Jim on December 15th, 2008 8:00 pm

    Thats not a joke its fact.

  19. Jeff on January 29th, 2009 3:57 pm

    I think it was a great idea to pick the one with the biggest boobs because then they could have better sex. You no i do like this girl katie in my class i think shes HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. michelle on February 3rd, 2009 2:36 am

    Not funny at all. Nothing at all. Wasnt there 2 women only? This is confusing.

  21. nikki on March 12th, 2009 2:42 pm

    what the fudge?

  22. Rocker on April 6th, 2009 3:16 am

    are you fuckin’ blonde? you can’t see the third girl? really?

  23. yella on April 29th, 2009 5:30 pm

    this 1 was funny had my mind in wandering

  24. Tanya on May 11th, 2009 1:25 pm

    That wasant funny at so lame and jus stupid..steupzzz!

  25. dero on May 29th, 2009 1:59 am

    good one but borrowed idea remember the parable of th…..??????????????????????

  26. Rebecca on June 4th, 2009 6:32 pm

    dum joke

  27. nrrd on July 11th, 2009 8:57 am

    that is sooo perverted!!!!

  28. blah on July 11th, 2009 7:55 pm

    so very true.

  29. annie on July 16th, 2009 12:02 pm

    huh!! i dont get it, it goes on forever then it ends up crap. I feel like i’ve wasted my life reading it.

  30. luis on March 26th, 2010 11:06 am

    i did not get it how did he got married

  31. prajwal on May 5th, 2010 9:26 pm

    who was the girl with biggest breast thats is what should’ve been mentioned coz it leaves us with confusion

  32. u r ol blondes on May 23rd, 2010 8:29 pm

    lucky for th one tht investd her money. th man is as empty nd fake as those fake boobs…

  33. mr rawr on June 1st, 2010 6:22 pm

    the beggining of the joke is not clear enough, and the joke itself is not really that funny

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