DMV

Posted on June 30, 2009



A man is at DMV.
[DMV Worker] Name, please?
[Man] Abdul Khan.

[DMV Worker] S*x?
[Man] Yes. Three to five times a week.

[DMV Worker] No, no… I mean, male or female?
[Man] Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.

[DMV Worker] Holy cow!
[Man] Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

[DMV Worker] But isn ยด t that hostile?
[Man] Horse style, doggy style, any style!

[DMV Worker] Oh dear!
[Man] No, no! ….. No Deer…….. Deer run too fast! :-) )

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16 Responses to “DMV”

  1. bjnhopa on June 20th, 2010 2:48 pm

    You racist bastard!

  2. cutekitty on October 15th, 2010 12:19 pm

    hahahahhaa!!!its kinda funny :P

  3. jamal bahar on October 18th, 2010 2:34 am

    jackass

  4. James on November 23rd, 2010 9:46 pm

    That was the dumbest joke I’ve ever heard, I am sorry for the time wasted reading it.

  5. bikerbrett on January 13th, 2011 11:28 am

    um the last sentence it ends with deer run too fast asshole too high

  6. bikerbrett on January 13th, 2011 11:29 am

    hilarious though

  7. Swissmiriss on April 15th, 2011 1:05 pm

    Funny shit! Lmao. Racist or not…funny as fuck…yup(:

  8. Harry Peter on June 7th, 2011 9:47 am

    that joke was hilarious you guys are idiots who said it wasn’t or you don’t understand it

  9. dextar on August 7th, 2011 10:34 pm

    fuk u all if u ddn get it…tht was a joke n a half.

  10. SOKAY on August 21st, 2011 8:43 am

    very very funny

  11. Samuel okutu on September 9th, 2011 12:09 am

    Are u laughing

  12. ora on September 12th, 2011 11:08 pm

    Hahahaha..lol…dis guy is insane!! :)

  13. Kayjay on September 27th, 2011 5:38 am

    Dat was so freakin funny

  14. Manka on October 2nd, 2011 3:00 am

    HELL NO .THIS IS THE Funniest ever.

  15. Samuel okutu on October 14th, 2011 1:29 pm

    Oh! Dear

  16. Simpson on November 1st, 2011 8:38 am

    hahaha… this is alright. stupid as fucc but its alright

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