Ghost

Posted on October 30, 2008



A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 40 students raise their hands.

“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.

“I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, and says,

“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.” The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sh**it. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.

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39 Responses to “Ghost”

  1. jodie nd ellie on November 25th, 2008 4:33 am

    omg thats an amazing joke lmao

    xxx

  2. joshua on December 6th, 2008 12:45 pm

    Ihts okk but too long the bestjokes are short

  3. i no how to rate jokes on December 15th, 2008 2:49 pm

    it was al right but its cinda sick

  4. Felipe on January 30th, 2009 3:00 pm

    Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny loool

  5. mmjme2 on March 6th, 2009 9:55 am

    wow i loved that joke it was col

    i am wondering how did he have sex with a goat

  6. sam milla on March 8th, 2009 4:33 pm

    good joke. cracked my ribs

  7. kayla on March 10th, 2009 10:31 pm

    its even funnier when u talk like the hillbillie when u read the joke!!!!

  8. lin on March 13th, 2009 5:44 pm

    lol this was so dume

  9. katie on March 26th, 2009 6:47 am

    that joke is NASTY!!!! but in a sick way really funny

  10. Ruthie on March 26th, 2009 9:17 pm

    Truly sick….

  11. Mikhomi on March 31st, 2009 10:25 am

    Great joke

  12. kaf on April 23rd, 2009 10:07 am

    how funny.

  13. Pagg+Flow on May 7th, 2009 2:32 am

    OMG!! thats stttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwpiiiiiiiid!!

  14. linalulu13 on May 10th, 2009 1:20 pm

    it was f-ing funny loved it

  15. maxy on May 14th, 2009 4:32 pm

    BAHAHAHAHA lmfao funnnnyyyyy

  16. Fany on May 18th, 2009 5:34 pm

    wow dat joke is funny, people should read dis joke 2 have a good laugh is nasty but in a funny way

  17. daremz101 on May 22nd, 2009 8:24 am

    absolutely not funny :(

  18. Meghan on May 22nd, 2009 6:29 pm

    funny funny funny

  19. Elizabeth on May 23rd, 2009 12:12 am

    Tis is a funny jke

  20. luzzy on May 23rd, 2009 12:16 am

    not veri funny

  21. d-nasty on June 1st, 2009 7:25 pm

    wow dats pritty long but its worth reading

  22. kait on June 2nd, 2009 2:44 pm

    stupid

  23. joshua on June 3rd, 2009 2:12 pm

    it was so f***ing FUNNNNNNNNY!!!! and im only 11 lol

  24. meghana on June 12th, 2009 8:39 am

    not that good joke

  25. William on June 22nd, 2009 1:38 pm

    Trying 2 be funny. it will be a gud joke in a play.

  26. Robertraj on June 29th, 2009 5:57 pm

    Good joke, mishearing is a great source of jokes, happens to me often!!!

  27. rosy on June 30th, 2009 1:53 am

    not bad
    to say………… it was ok ……i mean good

  28. Alisha on July 6th, 2009 11:34 am

    omg that is abit funny but not very after yuh have heard it 5 million times!!

  29. mavaega fuimaono on July 8th, 2009 5:28 pm

    Now, that is an awesome joke i ever heard.

  30. pat on July 11th, 2009 5:35 pm

    thats nothing. my dad made love 2 the ugliest creature ever: MY MOM!

  31. pauline mortimer on September 6th, 2009 6:39 am

    it was a bit long but it is very very funny brillllll.

  32. Destiny Gurl on September 30th, 2009 10:45 am

    Lng one bt worth readng

  33. Digger Dan on November 1st, 2009 7:45 pm

    Oh….and I thought it was the sheep with the beautiful blue eyes?

  34. sour candy on December 29th, 2009 8:52 pm

    omg lmao

  35. Allan on March 1st, 2010 7:10 am

    If u did not find this joke funny, u really have a problem!!!

  36. HAnnah WhItE on April 29th, 2010 2:51 pm

    Wut the hell thats disgusting

  37. u r ol blondes on May 23rd, 2010 8:14 pm

    lmFao…good joke!!

  38. Mel on May 24th, 2010 2:22 pm

    Hahaha, this is funny!!!

  39. Kennedy budaboss on July 16th, 2010 8:55 am

    How did you come up with such a hot joke! shit.You must be mad.

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