Lettuce And Tomato In Bed

Posted on February 14, 2008



This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,”lettuce” if she wants it harder and “tomato” if she wants a new position.

“Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce,” it sounds.

Then the little brother chimes in, “Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you’re getting mayonnaise all over my face.”

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19 Responses to “Lettuce And Tomato In Bed”

  1. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:18 am

    O’ MY GOD THAT WAS ……….

  2. Laura on August 29th, 2008 4:20 pm

    HORRIBLE….BUT….HILARIOUS!!!!

  3. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:31 am

    EWWW that was so horrible but at the same time it was funny.

  4. gorilagrilz on September 27th, 2008 9:35 am

    That was funny, dirty yet presentable!

  5. Looja on October 9th, 2008 11:36 am

    HA HA HA HA HA HA

  6. megen on October 13th, 2008 11:48 am

    hasty…………………..helarious…………………………werd are they haveing sex

  7. avamer on November 27th, 2008 5:28 pm

    ha ha
    funny sha

  8. teio badapipi on January 20th, 2009 1:56 am

    100%….. Veeeeerrrrrrrryy Fuuuunnnnnyy.

  9. nikki on March 12th, 2009 2:33 pm

    wow!! wierd

  10. wolf93 on March 19th, 2009 9:54 am

    dude thats so wrong but frickin hilarious at the same time

  11. 101 on May 5th, 2009 3:52 pm

    that was good;)

  12. SKyx3 on May 19th, 2009 10:13 am

    omfg..dhats was hilarious i think i heard this joke before though

  13. david on June 5th, 2009 2:55 pm

    funny

  14. lol on June 28th, 2009 7:42 am

    hahahaha that was mad

  15. pat on July 11th, 2009 5:47 pm

    kinda gross but imagine he said it was ketchup…

  16. SiXfullCLipZZ on July 16th, 2009 10:30 pm

    Pat your an idiot JOKE IS HILARIUS

  17. junior on August 6th, 2009 3:12 am

    this joke is funny..i needed to laugh,n this did it..thx

  18. dominic on January 7th, 2011 12:37 am

    lol funny shit in class gona use dat one

  19. kwl on March 4th, 2011 5:15 pm

    i dont get it, can sum1 plz explain 2 me…………

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