The Chinese Waiter and Waitress
Posted on February 14, 2008
There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anyting you want … What you want?”
“I want 69 ” she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”
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LOL!!! I never knew wat 69 was until my friend told me. I was a little shocked but this joke was funny!
somebody tell what 69 means
69is a sex type of thing.
69 also none as a 69′ner is a representation of 2 people see the circles on both the 6 and the 9 represent heads so it means if your heads down below someone’s waste and their heads below someone’s waste well then both your head would be in each others privates
A 69 is when a person and another person do oral on each other upside down like the shape of the numbers 69
Are you serious?! I guess I shouldn’t be suprised anymore…
not funny at all
i dont get it ……..
sweet and sour pork?
sweet n sour pork? a-wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt?
ill think about it more..
i like it.
position 69 is when a male or female gets under or on top of one another.
that was hella funny
you guys have no idea what the joke means.
she wantesd a 69 and the male being a fob had no idea and thougth she wanted item 69 from the chinese food menu as he asked she can have what ever she wants.
clueless fools
what is sweet and sour pork have to do with the joke and if i find out then i will get the joke
actually its broccli and something else but that wasnt the rite thing…
btw 69 is a really fun sex positition.@ bubbles u prob dont think its funny cause u dont get it…
This is like the best joke ever!
wow. there are either a lot of VERY young people posting comments on here or VERY inexperienced, naive people. the 69 sexual position is very enjoyable to both parties. in a male/female coupling traditionally the male would be on bottom, the female on top. her straddling his face, belly to belly. im sure you get the idea. chinese resteraunts frequently serve their entrees by number. especially in large cities where take out is a large part of their business. with me so far?? she wanted the sex position 69 however he misinterpreted her meaning and could only think of the meal they served at work by its number – “69″. which apparently happened to be….Sweet & Sour Pork. for those of us that get it, this joke is hilarious!!