The Construction Workers

Posted on February 14, 2008



Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor smiles and nods his head. And then, he pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the f**k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”. The other guy says,
“I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

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17 Responses to “The Construction Workers”

  1. johnny on August 13th, 2008 12:58 am

    lol,so funny

  2. Laura on August 29th, 2008 4:27 pm

    ha ha ha ha funny thats cut:)

  3. sebastian on September 10th, 2008 9:35 pm

    jajajaj that is so funny

  4. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:37 am

    that was just weird…

  5. gorilagrilz on September 27th, 2008 9:42 am

    Good one

  6. kathy on October 19th, 2008 12:24 pm

    owoowowowowow thats so stupid!!!

  7. avamer on November 27th, 2008 5:41 pm

    hilarious

  8. teio badapipi on January 20th, 2009 2:02 am

    wow! qutie hilarious.

  9. Shannon on January 24th, 2009 9:26 am

    This joke is better than the rest!!! Maybe it’s not funny bc you dont understand it! :) (:

  10. Missa on May 18th, 2009 4:14 pm

    Wow. That was funny. I so get it. Wow. This is crazy. Ppl i am telling alot of ppl bout diz. They will get a kick out of it. Lol. Maybe. It was funny. Not crazy funny but it was funny. :)

  11. junior on August 6th, 2009 3:29 am

    kinda funny..still made me laughed so its good to go jk..see im funny too..kinda..tell me wat u think bout my lil funny joke..jk DNT

  12. sour candy on December 29th, 2009 8:59 pm

    lol dat was mad funny :)

  13. Mel on May 24th, 2010 2:26 pm

    This was really funny!!!

  14. serenitysoul on August 11th, 2010 7:44 am

    this joke doesnt loos it touch for how many times i read it thanks

  15. danny on September 1st, 2010 4:23 am

    funny

  16. dominic on January 7th, 2011 12:50 am

    lol didnt get it tell da end really funny

  17. peter on April 25th, 2011 10:27 pm

    ” i am coming ” hahaha , great ending. i’m gonna tell all my friends about this great funny story.

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