The Chinese Waiter and Waitress

Posted on February 14, 2008



There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anyting you want … What you want?”

“I want 69 ” she replies.

He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”


Comments

6 Responses to “The Chinese Waiter and Waitress”

  1. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:20 am

    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

  2. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:33 am

    LOL!!! I never knew wat 69 was until my friend told me. I was a little shocked but this joke was funny!

  3. Looja on October 9th, 2008 11:34 am

    somebody tell what 69 means

  4. MAY_tuu on October 19th, 2008 4:49 pm

    :) :)

  5. Josh on November 23rd, 2008 8:47 pm

    69is a sex type of thing.

  6. bob on December 1st, 2008 4:03 am

    69 also none as a 69′ner is a representation of 2 people see the circles on both the 6 and the 9 represent heads so it means if your heads down below someone’s waste and their heads below someone’s waste well then both your head would be in each others privates

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