The Little Girl And A Bird

Posted on February 14, 2008



A guy was sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked “What do you have under the newspaper, mister?”

“Nothing. Just a stupid bird,” the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, “I don’t know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I’m here.”

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her “What did you do to that naked fellow?”

After a little pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire.”


Comments

18 Responses to “The Little Girl And A Bird”

  1. tinkerbell on May 18th, 2008 3:34 pm

    hahaha it was too funny!!!

  2. johnno on July 7th, 2008 11:12 am

    tht was 2 funny

  3. tineal on August 2nd, 2008 1:15 am

    HAHA!

  4. muideen on August 27th, 2008 3:43 am

    This is really funny

  5. maryann on September 13th, 2008 7:33 am

    I really love this jokes, it’s so funny.

  6. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:29 am

    That was SOO FUNNY!!

  7. zora on September 29th, 2008 8:39 am

    hahaha … so funnyyyyyy .. :D

  8. SO BORED on October 2nd, 2008 10:08 am

    That was a good one!!!!

  9. Tishaiy on October 9th, 2008 7:00 am

    LOL, this one is ok :-)

  10. beetlejuice on October 9th, 2008 11:33 pm

    I’m still laughing

  11. beetlejuice on October 10th, 2008 12:00 am

    I’m still laughing.

  12. ap on October 15th, 2008 8:50 am

    that was stupid.

  13. candy girl on October 28th, 2008 3:52 am

    dis is real funny=]

  14. Chelsi on October 28th, 2008 6:04 pm

    hahaha
    omfg
    i cant stop fuckin laughing…… that was good i told my mom and she laughed lol…..

  15. caseyy on October 29th, 2008 1:01 pm

    this is disgusting and i dont get it

  16. Peaches on November 1st, 2008 12:14 pm

    LOL Totally A Womans Joke

  17. Jothan on November 3rd, 2008 2:46 pm

    That was fantastic bitch

  18. Richard on November 28th, 2008 10:08 am

    hilarious lol…….wow…we have great comedians -yeah good one

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