Who to Marry

Posted on June 26, 2008



There was a man who was seeing girlfriends, but did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, and tells the man, “I spent the money to  look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second one went out and bought new cell phone, a ipod, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.” The third one takes the $2000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $2000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”The man thought long and hard about how the women spent the money.Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.


Comments

15 Responses to “Who to Marry”

  1. sanju on July 31st, 2008 6:00 am

    confusing

  2. jake stark on August 20th, 2008 4:31 pm

    thats not clean at all and

  3. jake stark on August 20th, 2008 4:31 pm

    there wasnt a third girl

  4. aimee on August 26th, 2008 6:18 pm

    this was completely clear and kind of funny…
    but i think anyone should be able to get this joke.

  5. aimee on August 26th, 2008 6:19 pm

    oh and yeah there wasa third girl, the one who investes the money.. duh.
    :)

  6. amanda on August 28th, 2008 1:50 pm

    thats not a joke ..cause it leave me at a end where i was looking forward to see which one he married and no third girl its only bullshit

  7. Laura on August 29th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Oh please people, lighten up it was pretty funny and typical, no big deal.

  8. Michelle on August 31st, 2008 12:11 am

    its okay I guess but not that funny and just to clarify it does not specify how many girlfriends so there could have been 10 …make some blonde jokes pertaining to these dumb peeps and what is so freakin’ confusing ….NOTHING it’s a joke u either get it or don’t …They are truly some dumb peeps in this world.

  9. Hannnah on August 31st, 2008 6:17 am

    this joke shouldn’t even be considered a joke. it’s not funny…at ALL!!!

  10. Angie on August 31st, 2008 12:11 pm

    wtf wa this ment to b i gud joke it laim n it brd me

  11. josi on September 2nd, 2008 10:32 am

    are they trying to say men a dumb?

  12. quan on September 5th, 2008 11:08 pm

    men don’t care how women spent his money but only thinking about SEX

  13. Kool on September 6th, 2008 7:28 am

    there wasnt a third girl. I must say :-(

  14. me myself and I [tara] on September 17th, 2008 3:23 am

    OMG! This isn’t even a joke! It’s a man who iz a pervert! I would slap the sense out of him. I agree with Jake.

  15. MAY_tuu on October 19th, 2008 4:29 pm

    oh i get it bhutt it is purty lame!!

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